Scorching cards

Heat 3: absurd, blunt and dark-funny. Never explicit.

Act your age
For your birthday, I have one small request: act your age.

Birthday · Outrageous Scorching
Survivor
Happy birthday to a true survivor. Against all odds. Against all advice.

Birthday · Outrageous Scorching
Losing the argument
This holiday season, I wish you peace, joy and one very specific victory.

Holidays · Outrageous Scorching
Survival plan
This Thanksgiving, let's give thanks for the things that really matter.

Holidays · Outrageous Scorching
Search called off
Another year together, and I've officially called off the search.

Love and anniversary · Outrageous Scorching
Still here
I've seen things. Things no one should see. And I stayed.

Love and anniversary · Outrageous Scorching
Low bar
To the best boss I've ever had. I mean that. Let me explain.

Workplace · Outrageous Scorching
Retired
Happy retirement! A few words from everyone you're leaving behind:

Workplace · Outrageous Scorching
Called it
Congratulations! I always knew you'd make it.

Congratulations · Outrageous Scorching
The favor
Thank you for your help. I fully intend to return the favor.

Thank you · Outrageous Scorching
Draft nine
This is my apology. Draft number nine.

Apology · Outrageous Scorching
A rare honor
You're one of maybe three people I'd answer the phone for.

Just because · Outrageous Scorching

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