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• You've finished another lap around the sun, and the judges have reached a verdict.

  Another lap

  You've finished another lap around the sun, and the judges have reached a verdict.

  Birthday · Funny Warm

• I went through my whole calendar for the year. One date stood out.

  Best thing on my calendar

  I went through my whole calendar for the year. One date stood out.

  Birthday · Heartfelt Warm

• The group chat held a vote about your birthday. The result shocked everyone.

  The group chat

  The group chat held a vote about your birthday. The result shocked everyone.

  Birthday · Funny Warm

• Of everyone who was ever born, you're in my top five.

  Top five

  Of everyone who was ever born, you're in my top five.

  Birthday · Heartfelt Warm

• They say age is just a number. I did the math on yours.

  Just a number

  They say age is just a number. I did the math on yours.

  Birthday · Sarcastic Spicy

• Happy birthday to someone who has never read the terms and conditions of anything.

  Terms and conditions

  Happy birthday to someone who has never read the terms and conditions of anything.

  Birthday · Edgy Spicy

• This year I got you something you can't buy in any store: my silence.

  The gift of silence

  This year I got you something you can't buy in any store: my silence.

  Birthday · Sarcastic Spicy

• We tried to fit all of your candles on one cake.

  Too many candles

  We tried to fit all of your candles on one cake.

  Birthday · Edgy Spicy

• My holiday wish for you comes in three parts.

  A warm house

  My holiday wish for you comes in three parts.

  Holidays · Heartfelt Warm

• This Halloween, I'm wearing the scariest costume I own.

  Going as myself

  This Halloween, I'm wearing the scariest costume I own.

  Holidays · Funny Warm

• My New Year's resolution: make a lot more plans with you.

  Plans we'll cancel

  My New Year's resolution: make a lot more plans with you.

  Holidays · Funny Warm

• I made a list of everything I'm thankful for this year. You made the cut.

  Thankful

  I made a list of everything I'm thankful for this year. You made the cut.

  Holidays · Heartfelt Warm

• Holiday party season: the same three questions, from forty different relatives.

  Small talk season

  Holiday party season: the same three questions, from forty different relatives.

  Holidays · Sarcastic Spicy

• My Halloween rule is simple: one for the bowl, one for me.

  The candy rule

  My Halloween rule is simple: one for the bowl, one for me.

  Holidays · Sarcastic Spicy

• If I had to choose all over again, I already know exactly how it would go.

  Again

  If I had to choose all over again, I already know exactly how it would go.

  Love and anniversary · Romantic Warm

• There's one thing I'll never get back from you, and I've made my peace with it.

  Blanket thief

  There's one thing I'll never get back from you, and I've made my peace with it.

  Love and anniversary · Funny Warm

• I've been a lot of places. I know exactly which one is my favorite.

  Home

  I've been a lot of places. I know exactly which one is my favorite.

  Love and anniversary · Heartfelt Warm

• I've thought it over carefully, and I'd still pick you. Even knowing what I know.

  Still you

  I've thought it over carefully, and I'd still pick you. Even knowing what I know.

  Love and anniversary · Romantic Warm

• Happy anniversary to the only person allowed anywhere near my fries.

  A few fries

  Happy anniversary to the only person allowed anywhere near my fries.

  Love and anniversary · Sarcastic Spicy

• I love you more than I love being right.

  More than being right

  I love you more than I love being right.

  Love and anniversary · Romantic Spicy

• Congratulations on the promotion! I hear it comes with some amazing perks.

  Moving up

  Congratulations on the promotion! I hear it comes with some amazing perks.

  Workplace · Funny Warm

• Congratulations on the new job. I have a prediction.

  New job

  Congratulations on the new job. I have a prediction.

  Workplace · Heartfelt Warm

• Thank you for something you never once did.

  Reply all

  Thank you for something you never once did.

  Workplace · Funny Warm

• I want to apologize for that meeting. All sixty minutes of it.

  About that meeting

  I want to apologize for that meeting. All sixty minutes of it.

  Workplace · Edgy Spicy

• Happy work anniversary! Another year of all of us pretending.

  Another year here

  Happy work anniversary! Another year of all of us pretending.

  Workplace · Sarcastic Spicy

• Congratulations on your escape. We'll keep the tunnel open.

  The great escape

  Congratulations on your escape. We'll keep the tunnel open.

  Workplace · Sarcastic Spicy

• Before we celebrate your big news, I have a small confession.

  A small confession

  Before we celebrate your big news, I have a small confession.

  Congratulations · Heartfelt Warm

• Years of studying, deadlines and very late nights all led to this one moment:

  Graduate

  Years of studying, deadlines and very late nights all led to this one moment:

  Congratulations · Funny Warm

• Congratulations on your success. Not everyone is thrilled about it.

  Show-off

  Congratulations on your success. Not everyone is thrilled about it.

  Congratulations · Sarcastic Spicy

• Most people said "let me know if you need anything." You didn't wait to be asked.

  You showed up

  Most people said "let me know if you need anything." You didn't wait to be asked.

  Thank you · Heartfelt Warm

• Thanks a lot. And before you check my tone:

  Not sarcastic

  Thanks a lot. And before you check my tone:

  Thank you · Sarcastic Spicy

• I've rehearsed this in my head more times than I'd like to admit.

  No excuses

  I've rehearsed this in my head more times than I'd like to admit.

  Apology · Heartfelt Warm

• Brace yourself. I'm about to say three words I almost never say.

  Screenshot this

  Brace yourself. I'm about to say three words I almost never say.

  Apology · Funny Warm

• I owe you an apology, and I've worked very hard on the wording.

  You were right

  I owe you an apology, and I've worked very hard on the wording.

  Apology · Edgy Spicy

• This card has no occasion, no holiday and no good reason.

  No reason

  This card has no occasion, no holiday and no good reason.

  Just because · Heartfelt Warm

• I have some news, and I'm as shocked as you are.

  Missing you, apparently

  I have some news, and I'm as shocked as you are.

  Just because · Sarcastic Spicy